<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31752714</id><updated>2011-12-13T19:57:58.521-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Absurd Quotations</title><subtitle type='html'>Lets start laughing at these incredibly absurd (usually hilarious) things some people have said!</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://absurdquotations.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31752714/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://absurdquotations.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>UB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14017966233555598680</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>6</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31752714.post-115401190646713109</id><published>2007-06-29T07:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-29T17:15:35.222-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#ffff33;"&gt;The more absurd life is, the more unsupportable death is. - Jean-Paul Sartre&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31752714-115401190646713109?l=absurdquotations.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://absurdquotations.blogspot.com/feeds/115401190646713109/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31752714&amp;postID=115401190646713109' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31752714/posts/default/115401190646713109'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31752714/posts/default/115401190646713109'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://absurdquotations.blogspot.com/2006/07/more-absurd-life-is-more-unsupportable.html' title=''/><author><name>UB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14017966233555598680</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31752714.post-115401175727298312</id><published>2007-05-08T07:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-29T17:09:01.093-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#ffffff;"&gt;In a world where everything is ridiculous, nothing can be ridiculed. You cannot unmask a mask. - G.K.Chesterton&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31752714-115401175727298312?l=absurdquotations.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://absurdquotations.blogspot.com/feeds/115401175727298312/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31752714&amp;postID=115401175727298312' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31752714/posts/default/115401175727298312'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31752714/posts/default/115401175727298312'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://absurdquotations.blogspot.com/2006/07/in-world-where-everything-is.html' title=''/><author><name>UB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14017966233555598680</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31752714.post-115401186335573724</id><published>2007-04-14T07:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-29T17:08:49.606-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#33ff33;"&gt;The absurd is born of the confrontation between the human call and the unreasonable silence of the world. - Albert Camus&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31752714-115401186335573724?l=absurdquotations.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://absurdquotations.blogspot.com/feeds/115401186335573724/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31752714&amp;postID=115401186335573724' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31752714/posts/default/115401186335573724'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31752714/posts/default/115401186335573724'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://absurdquotations.blogspot.com/2006/07/absurd-is-born-of-confrontation.html' title=''/><author><name>UB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14017966233555598680</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31752714.post-3653912913290591624</id><published>2007-03-07T16:04:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-06-29T17:08:36.292-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color:#33ffff;"&gt;There is but one step from the sublime to the ridiculous. - Napoleon&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31752714-3653912913290591624?l=absurdquotations.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://absurdquotations.blogspot.com/feeds/3653912913290591624/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31752714&amp;postID=3653912913290591624' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31752714/posts/default/3653912913290591624'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31752714/posts/default/3653912913290591624'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://absurdquotations.blogspot.com/2006/10/there-is-but-one-step-from-sublime-to.html' title=''/><author><name>UB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14017966233555598680</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31752714.post-1936947736408519416</id><published>2007-02-20T17:12:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-06-29T17:12:59.454-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. -Oscar Wilde&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31752714-1936947736408519416?l=absurdquotations.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://absurdquotations.blogspot.com/feeds/1936947736408519416/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31752714&amp;postID=1936947736408519416' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31752714/posts/default/1936947736408519416'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31752714/posts/default/1936947736408519416'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://absurdquotations.blogspot.com/2007/06/always-forgive-your-enemies-nothing.html' title=''/><author><name>UB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14017966233555598680</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31752714.post-4651564112201166934</id><published>2007-01-02T17:11:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-06-29T17:12:22.369-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color:#33ff33;"&gt;Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31752714-4651564112201166934?l=absurdquotations.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://absurdquotations.blogspot.com/feeds/4651564112201166934/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31752714&amp;postID=4651564112201166934' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31752714/posts/default/4651564112201166934'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31752714/posts/default/4651564112201166934'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://absurdquotations.blogspot.com/2007/06/smoking-kills.html' title=''/><author><name>UB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14017966233555598680</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
